Friday, March 31, 2023

KATE NASH - UNDERESTIMATE THE GIRL (2018)
























Directed by: Amy Goldstein
Starring: Kate Nash, Brett Lomas, John Kennedy, Tom Biller, Emma Hughes, Linda Buratto, Alicia Warrington, Gary Marella, Kate Craig, Jarrad Kritzstein, Brian Kristofek, Frederik Thaae, Jeff Ellis, Steve Nash, Marie Nash, Audrey Nash, Molly Neuman

88 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Kate Nash reaches the stratosphere of pop music at 18. Ten years later she is nearly homeless: dropped by her music label and defrauded by her manager, Kate rises from the darkness through her music, fighting back.

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Thursday, March 30, 2023

BABY DOLL (1956)
























Directed by: Elia Kazan
Based on the stage play "27 Wagons Full of Cotton" by: Tennessee Williams
Starring: Carroll Baker, Karl Malden, Eli Wallach, Mildred Dunnock, Lonny Chapman, Eades Hogue, Noah Williamson, R.G. Armstrong, Madeleine Sherwood, Rip Torn

114 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Living in Tiger Tail County, Mississippi, middle-aged Archie Lee Meighan and 19-year-old "Baby Doll" Meighan née McCargo have been married for close to two years. Their marriage is not based on love, but on each getting what they want from the other. Their marriage agreement has them consummating their marriage on her 20th birthday, which is in three days, and she's not looking forward to it. But she does taunt him and other men with her overt "baby doll" sexuality, fostering the baby-doll aspect by sleeping in a crib in their house's nursery. Baby Doll's now-deceased father allowed the marriage on the stipulation that Archie Lee provide Baby Doll financial security as displayed by the most resplendent house in the south. They currently live in a dilapidated mansion with her Aunt Rose Comfort, and although Archie Lee is making some renovations on it, he no longer has the financial means to make it what Baby Doll wants as his cotton-ginning competitor, the recently arrived Sicilian Silva Vacarro who runs the cotton plantation syndicate, has effectively put him and many others in the area out of business. The Meighans' fortunes could change after Vacarro's cotton gin burns down in a case of arson. Vacarro is certain Archie Lee is the arsonist. After meeting the Meighans and learning more about their marriage, Vacarro believes the way to get what he wants is through Baby Doll. This action begins the three-way battle of wills among Vacarro, Archie Lee, and Baby Doll.

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DEION'S DOUBLE PLAY (2019)
























Directed by: Erik Powers, Ken Rodgers
Narrated by: Chris "Ludacris" Bridges
Starring: Deion Sanders, Pat O'Brien, Bo Jackson, Jerry Glanville, Jamie Dukes, Terence Moore, John Smoltz, Roosevelt Barnes, Jim Gray, Anne Scearce, Stan Kasten, Andre Rison, Teddy Pendleton 

50 minutes
(TV-PG - adult themes)

PLOT:
How Deion Sanders sandwiched a pro football game around a pair of postseason baseball games.

Part of ESPN's "30 for 30" sports documentary series.

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Wednesday, March 29, 2023

THE HANGING GARDEN (1997)


 





















Directed by: Thom Fitzgerald
Starring: Chris Leavens, Kerry Fox, Joel Keller, Troy Veinotte, Sarah Polley, Peter MacNeill, Seana McKenna, Christine Dunsworth, Joan Orenstein, Jocelyn Cunningham, Martha Irving, Heather Rankin, Ashley MacIsaac

91 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, some drug use, disturbing images)

PLOT:
William, a once obese and troubled teen, goes back to his family's home after being gone, without word, for ten years and finds it (and his family) haunted with his past. He had moved to the city and become a fit, well-adjusted gay man, but during his visit home, he becomes unhinged as the newly remembered reasons for his miserable adolescence come to life in each of their presents.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2023

JUST ANOTHER GIRL ON THE I.R.T. (1992)
























Directed by: Leslie Harris
Starring: Ariyan A. Johnson, Kevin Thigpen, Ebony Jerido, Chequita Jackson, Jerard Washington, Tony Wilkes, Karen Robinson, Johnny Roses, Kisha Richardson, Monet Cherise Dunham, Wendell Moore, William Badgett

92 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Chantel Mitchell, a hip, articulate, black high-school girl in Brooklyn, is determined not to become "just another girl on the IRT" (the IRT is one of NYC's subway lines). She dreams of medical school, a family, and an escape from the generational poverty and street-corner life her friends seem to have accepted as their lot. But personal and sexual challenges confront Chantel on her way to fulfilling these dreams.

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ICE CASTLES (1978)
























Directed by: Donald Wrye
Starring: Robby Benson, Lynn-Holly Johnson, Colleen Dewhurst, Tom Skerritt, Jennifer Warren, David Huffman, Sydney Blake, Craig T. McMullen, Kelsey Ufford, Leonard Lilyholm, Brian Foley, John-Claude Bleuze, Theresa Willmus, Diana Holden, Michelle McLean, Carol Williams

110 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
16-year-old Alexis Winston is a talented but untrained figure skater from the small town of Waverly, Iowa. A prominent coach sees her skate in a regional competition and wants to train her. Lexie's father is convinced to allow her to leave with the coach to an important competition in the city. There Lexie is exposed to a different world. She becomes a sensation in the skating community and falls for a television sportscaster. One evening while practicing, Lexis suffers a terrible accident that takes her sight and threatens to destroy her dreams. Abandoned by all her fair-weather friends, Lexie goes home to rebuild her life. Bitter and angry, she initially refuses to leave her room. Gradually, her father, devoted boyfriend and former coach help her realize that she can still fulfill her dreams.

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Monday, March 27, 2023

THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION (1984)

























Directed by: W.D. Richter
Starring: Peter Weller, Ellen Barkin, John Lithgow, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd, Lewis Smith, Rosalind Cash, Clancy Brown, Pepe Serna, Robert Ito, Vincent Schiavelli, Dan Hedaya, Jonathan Banks, John Ashton, Carl Lumbly, Ronald Lacey, Michael Santoro, Matt Clark, William Traylor, Mariclare Costello, Bill Henderson, Damon Hines, Billy Vera, Laura Harrington, Yakov Smirnoff, Tommy J. Huff

102 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence)

PLOT:
Brain surgeon, rock musician, adventurer Buckaroo Banzai is a modern renaissance man and has made scientific history. He perfected the Oscillation Overthruster, which allows him to travel through solid matter by using the eighth dimension. But when his sworn enemy Dr. Emilio Lizardo devises a plot to steal the device and bring an evil army back to destroy Earth, Buckaroo goes cranium to cranium with the madman in a battle that could spell doom for the universe. Along with his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo must stop the evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer our dimension. He is helped by Penny Pretty, the long-lost twin sister of his late wife, and some good extra-dimensional beings who look and talk like they are from Jamaica.

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THE HOT BOX (1972)
























Directed by: Joe Viola
Screenplay by: Joe Viola, Jonathan Demme
Starring: Carmen Argenziano, Andrea Cagan, Margaret Markov, Rickey Richardson, Laurie Rose, Zaldy Zschornack, Jose Romulo, Rocco Montalban, Charles Dierkop, Gina Laforteza, Ruben Ramos, Ruben Rustia

88 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, violence, nudity)

PLOT:
Four American nurses working in the Republic of San Rosario are kidnapped by a band of guerillas, who force them to join their revolution.

ONE BODY TOO MANY (1944)
























Directed by: Frank McDonald
Starring: Jack Haley, Jean Parker, Bela Lugosi, Blanche Yurka, Lyle Talbot, Douglas Fowley, Fay Helm, Bernard Nedell, Lucien Littlefield, Dorothy Granger, Maxine Fife

75 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
A timid insurance salesman Albert L. Tuttle visits eccentric millionaire Cyrus J. Rutherford, intent on selling him a $200,000 insurance deal. Instead, he finds that Rutherford has recently died, and his mansion is now full of relatives who are, according to the will, all bound to remain in the mansion until a glass-domed vault is constructed on the roof, to house the deceased millionaire who was an ardent follower of the stars. Tuttle is mistaken for a private detective sent to guard the body, and once the confusion is cleared up and the real detective fails to show, he is persuaded by Rutherford's niece Carol Dunlap to remain and ensure that the body is not stolen. If the body should be buried any place other than the vault, the will states that recipients who would receive the largest request will receive the smallest, and vice versa. One of the recipients plans to reverse the will in their favor, hide the body and kill anyone who gets in their way. Unfortunately for mild-mannered Tuttle, he is directly in the way of the killer, and the rest of the conniving family.

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Sunday, March 26, 2023

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (2005)
























Directed by: Jean-Francois Richet
Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Ethan Hawke, John Leguizamo, Maria Bello, Ja Rule, Drea de Matteo, Brian Dennehy, Gabriel Byrne, Matt Craven, Kim Coates, Dorian Harewood, Currie Graham, Fulvio Cecere, Titus Welliver, Aisha Hinds

109 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
On New Year's Eve, inside a police station that's about to be closed for good, Officer Jake Roenick must cobble together a force made up of cops and criminals to save themselves from a mob looking to kill mobster Marion Bishop.

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BARBARIAN QUEEN (1985)
























Directed by: Hector Olivera
Starring: Lana Clarkson, Katt Shea, Frank Zagarino, Dawn Dunlap, Susana Traverso, Victor Bo, Arman Chapman, Andrea Barbieri, Tony Middleton, Andrea Scriven, Robert Carson, Matilde Mur, Eddie Pequenino, Patrick Duggan, Lucy Tiller, Ivan Green, Theodore McNabney, Richard R. Jordan, John Head, Daniel Seville, Eva Donnelly

70 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, nudity)

PLOT:
Set during the days of the Roman Empire. A simple village is raided by Roman troops, and most of the people are whisked off to be slaves or killed. Three women survive and set off to liberate their people. When they arrive at the Roman city, they team up with the local underground to seek vengeance and liberation of the slaves.

 

THE RUNNING MAN (1987)
























Directed by: Paul Michael Glaser
Based on the novel by: Stephen King
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Richard Dawson, Yaphet Kotto, Jesse Ventura, Jim Brown, Erland Van Lidth, Marvin J. McIntyre, Gus Rethwisch, "Professor" Toru Tanaka, Mick Fleetwood, Dweezil Zappa, Karen Leigh Hopkins, Sven Thorsen, Edward Bunker, Bryan Kestner, Anthony Penya, Kurt Fuller, Kenneth Lerner, Dey Young, Rodger Bumpass, Dona Hardy, Megan Gallivan

101 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence)

PLOT:
In the year 2019, the world economy has collapsed. The great freedoms of the United States are no longer, as the once great nation has sealed off its borders and become a militarized police state, censoring all film, art, literature, and communications. Even so, a small resistance force led by two revolutionaries manages to fight the oppression. With full control over the media, the government attempts to quell the nation's yearning for freedom by broadcasting a number of game shows on which convicted criminals fight for their lives. The most popular and sadistic of these programs is "The Running Man," hosted by Damon Killian. When a peaceful protest of starving citizens gathers in Bakersfield, California, a police officer named Ben Richards is ordered to fire on the crowd, which he refuses to do. Subdued by the other officers, the attack is carried out, and Richards is framed for the murder of almost a hundred unarmed civilians. Following a daring jail break months later, Richards is captured once again and forced to appear on "The Running Man" with three other convicts. With their help, he fights his way through a cadre of sadistic gladiators hunting them down through the ruins of a Los Angeles earthquake, but promising Killian that he'll return to settle the score when the show's host double-crosses him. In the meantime, the contestants must search through the ruins for the resistance in the hopes of finally broadcasting the truth about the government.

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ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST (1975)
























Directed by: Milos Forman
Based on the novel by: Ken Kesey
Starring: Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher, Will Sampson, William Redfield, Brad Dourif, Danny DeVito, Christopher Lloyd, Sydney Lassick, Dean Brooks, William Duell, Vincent Schiavelli, Michael Berryman, Alonzo Brown, Mwako Cumbaka, Nathan George, Marya Small, Scatman Crothers, Phil Roth, Louisa Moritz, Peter Brocco, Delos V. Smith Jr, Josip Elic, Mimi Sarkisian, Ted Markland, Mary Costa

133 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, drug use, brief nudity)

PLOT:
McMurphy has a criminal past and has once again gotten himself into trouble and is sentenced by the court. To escape labor duties in prison, McMurphy pleads insanity and is sent to a ward for the mentally unstable. Once here, McMurphy both endures and stands witness to the abuse and degradation of the oppressive Nurse Ratched, who gains superiority and power through the flaws of the other inmates. McMurphy and the other inmates band together to make a rebellious stance against the atrocious Nurse.

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AS ABOVE, SO BELOW (2014)
























Directed by: John Erick Dowdle
Starring: Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, Francois Civil, Marion Lambert, Ali Marhyar, Pablo Nicomedes, Hamidreza Javdan, Roger Van Hool, Samuel Aouizerate, Kaya Blocksage

93 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, disturbing images)

PLOT:
Following in her deceased father's footsteps, alchemy scholar Scarlett Marlowe is obsessed with finding Nicolas Flamel's legendary Philosopher's Stone. As all clues lead to the labyrinthine Catacombs of Paris, Scarlett and her hand-picked team of old friends and ambitious urban explorers descend into the vast subterranean network, venturing deeper and deeper into forbidden uncharted areas. And before long, pure madness and sheer terror prevail, sealing the young intruders' fate. But where do the dark pathways lead? Has anyone disturbed the sleep of the dead and lived to tell the tale?

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Saturday, March 25, 2023

PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975)
























Directed by: Peter Weir
Based on the novel by: Joan Lindsay
Starring: Rachel Roberts, Dominic Guard, Helen Morse, Vivean Gray, Jacki Weaver, Anne-Louise Lambert, Margaret Nelson, John Jarratt, Wyn Roberts, Karen Robson, Christine Schuler, Jane Vallis, Martin Vaughan, Kirsty Child, Frank Gunnell, Tony Llewellyn-Jones, John Fegan, Kay Taylor, Peter Collingwood, Garry McDonald, Olga Dickie, Jenny Lovell

115 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
On Valentine's Day 1900, most of the small student body and staff of Appleyard College, a private girls' boarding school in Victoria State, Australia, are going on a day long picnic to nearby Hanging Rock. Two people who will not be going are Mrs. Appleyard, the school's owner and proprietress, and Sara, a student who is being punished for a situation outside of her control. Later that evening, the picnickers arrive back to the college later than expected minus four people: teacher Miss McCraw, and students Miranda, Irma and Marion, all of whom have gone missing. The three girls plus a tag-along student, Emily, went exploring up the rock, when Emily came rushing off the rock by herself in a frightened panic, with several cuts and bruises and her dress torn. By that time, no one had noticed that Miss McCraw had also gone missing. Emily cannot remember anything about the incident beyond seeing Miss McCraw off in the distance climbing up the rock when she herself was heading down. As the authorities go on an exhaustive search for the missing four, their disappearance elicits different reactions from people involved. Michael Fitzhubert, a young well-off man, who, along with his valet Albert, saw the four girls climbing up the rock, and feels compelled to find them. Sara, who idolized Miranda, is quietly affected as she keeps several secrets about herself and what Miranda told her earlier that day. And Miss Appleyard, although concerned about the welfare of the missing four, seems more concerned about the possibly tarnished reputation of the school, to which her name is attached, and the effect the scandal may have on its viability.

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EVERYTHING IS FREE (2019)
























Directed by: Brian Jordan Alvarez
Starring: Brian Jordan Alvarez, Morgan Krantz, Peter Vack, Bruce Bundy, Jason Greene, Daniele Watts, Jon Ebeling, Ken Kirby, Judilin Bosita, Jimmy Fowlie, Stephanie Koenig, Kurt Zaehsdorf

88 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, graphic nudity)

PLOT:
Ivan is an American painter residing in Colombia. He is visited by his best friend, Christian, along with his younger brother, Cole. Somewhere along the way, Ivan and Cole hit it off although Cole is not gay (so he says). Will older brother Christian be okay with that? As they say, true love conquers all, even if it takes years.

 

Friday, March 24, 2023

INSPECTOR GADGET SAVES CHRISTMAS (1992)
























Directed by: Chuck Patton
Starring: (voices) Don Adams, Frank Welker, Maurice LaMarche, Erica Horn

22 minutes
(TV-G - suitable for all ages)

PLOT:
Inspector Gadget is off to the North Pole to stop Dr. Claw from taking over Santa's elves and workshop.
 

EVE OF DESTRUCTION (1991)
























Directed by: Duncan Gibbons
Starring: Gregory Hines, Renee Soutendijk, Kurt Fuller, Michael Greene, John M. Jackson, Kevin McCarthy

100 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence)

PLOT:
EVE VIII is a military android created to look and sound exactly like her creator, Dr. Eve Simmons. When the robot is damaged during a bank robbery, it accesses memories it was programmed with by her creator. The memories used, though, are dark and tragic ones. The robot is also programmed as a killing machine if anyone tries to stop her mission. Colonel Jim McQuade is tasked with eliminating the unstoppable machine. With the help of Dr. Simmons, he tries to outthink the intelligent and emotional robotic doppelgänger.

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Thursday, March 23, 2023

FACE/OFF (1997)
























Directed by: John Woo
Starring: John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola, Gina Gershon, Dominique Swain, Nick Cassavetes, Harve Presnell, Colm Feore, John Carroll Lynch, CCH Pounder, Robert Wisdom, Margaret Cho, Thomas Jane, James Denton, Tommy Flanagan, Matt Ross, Danny Masterson, Chris Bauer, Romy Walthall, Myles Jeffrey, David McCurley, Lauren Sinclair

133 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, drug use)

PLOT:
Sean Archer, a very tough, rugged FBI Agent, is still grieving for his dead son Michael. Archer believes that his son's killer is his sworn enemy and a very powerful criminal, Castor Troy. One day, Archer has finally cornered Castor, however, their fight has knocked out Troy cold. As Archer finally breathes easy over the capture of his enemy, he finds out that Troy has planted a bomb that will destroy the entire city of Los Angeles and all of its inhabitants. Unfortunately, the only other person who knows its location is Castor's brother Pollux, and he refuses to talk. The solution, a special operation doctor that can cut off people's faces and can place a person's face onto another person. Archer undergoes one of those surgeries to talk to Pollux. However, Castor Troy somehow regains consciousness and now wants revenge on Archer for taking his face. Not only is Troy ruining Archer's mission, but his personal life as well. Archer must stop Troy again. This time, it's personal.

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THE HOLE IN THE GROUND (2019)
























Directed by: Lee Cronin
Starring: Seana Kerslake, James Quinn Markey, James Cosmo, Kati Outinen, Simone Kirby, Steve Wall, Eoin Macken, David Crowley

90 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, some disturbing images)

PLOT:
Trying to escape her broken past, Sarah O'Neill is building a new life on the fringes of a backwoods rural town with her young son Chris. A terrifying encounter with a mysterious neighbor shatters her fragile security, throwing Sarah into a spiraling nightmare of paranoia and mistrust, as she tries to uncover if the disturbing changes in her little boy are connected to an ominous sinkhole buried deep in the forest that borders their home.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2023

SHIVERS (1975)
























Directed by: David Cronenberg
Starring: Paul Hampton, Lynn Lowry, Barbara Steele, Joe Silver, Allan Kolman, Susan Petrie, Ronald Mlodzik, Barry Boldero, Camil Ducharme, Hanka Posnanska, Wally Martin, Vlasta Vrana, Silvie Debois

87 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, violence, gore, nudity)

PLOT:
A scientist living in an apartment complex kills a girl and uses acid to destroy her internal organs, and then kills himself. While investigating, a doctor discovers that the scientist was doing experiments on the use of genetically engineered parasites as organ transplants. Soon, other people in the complex begin showing signs of carrying the parasites, spreading the things through wanton orgiastic abandon, and the complex begins suffering an attrition problem.

INTERVIEW:


 

NORTH (1994)
























Directed by: Rob Reiner
Based on the novel "North: The Tale of a 9-Year-Old Boy Who Becomes a Free Agent and Travels the World in Search of the Perfect Parents" by: Alan Zweibel
Starring: Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jon Lovitz, Jason Alexander, Alan Arkin, Dan Aykroyd, Kathy Bates, Faith Ford, Graham Greene, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Reba McIntire, John Ritter, Abe Vigoda, Scarlett Johansson, Kelly McGillis, Alexander Godunov, Matthew McCurley, Jesse Ziegler, Keone Young, Lauren Tom, Ben Stein, Taylor Fry, Alana Austin, Jussie Smollett, Robert Costanzo, Rosalind Chao, Alan Rachins, Richard Belzer, Marc Shaiman, Alan Zweibel

87 minutes
(PG - mild language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Eleven-year-old North has had it with his parents. They are always busy with their careers and don't give North the attention he needs, so he files a lawsuit against them. The judge rules that North should either find new parents or return to his own parents within two months. Thus, North starts off on a hilarious journey around the world to find the parents that really care about him.

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Monday, March 20, 2023

THREE MEN AND A BABY (1987)
























Directed by: Leonard Nimoy
Starring: Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg, Lisa Blair, Michelle Blair, Margaret Colin, Celeste Holm, Nancy Travis, Alexandra Amini, Peter Brown, Francine Beers, Philip Bosco, Paul Guilfoyle, Earl Hindman, Barbara Budd, Michael Burgess, Claire Cellucci, Eugene Clark, Derek de Lint, Dave Foley, Jackie Richardson, Cynthia Harris, Colin Quinn, Mario Joyner

102 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Three bachelor friends, architect Peter, artist Michael, and actor Jack, are sharing an apartment in Manhattan. After Jack goes filming in Turkey, Peter and Michael find his baby daughter, Mary, who he doesn't know about - left out on their doorstep. They are left to look after her and realize how difficult this can be. How would she change the lifestyle of these confirmed bachelors?

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Sunday, March 19, 2023

HERE'S FLASH CASEY (1937)
























Directed by: Lynn Shores
Starring: Eric Linden, Boots Mallory, Cully Richards, Holmes Herbert, Joseph Crehan, Howard Lang, Victor Adams, Harry Harvey, Suzanne Kaaren, Matty Kemp, Dorothy Vaughan, Maynard Holmes, Sven Hugo Borg, Lynton Brent, Don Brodie, Leonard Carey, Virginia Dabney, Spec O'Donnell

58 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Flash Casey is able finally to get the job as photographer at Globe Press. And he would like to marry newspaper woman Kay Lanning. Some blackmailing-crooks are stealing pictures from people who bring them in to be developed in the shop run by the same crooks, to blackmail socialites. Then Kay is kidnapped, and Flash is able with some help to find her.

ACTUAL MOVIE:


 

CHOPPING MALL (1986)
























Directed by: Jim Wynorski
Starring: Kelli Maroney, Tony O'Dell, John Terlesky, Russell Todd, Barbara Crampton, Karrie Emerson, Nick Segal, Suzee Slater, Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov, Dick Miller, Angela Aames, Paul Coufos, Arthur Roberts, Gerrit Graham, Lawrence Guy, Toni Naples, Mel Welles, Rodney Eastman, Will Gill Jr, Ace Mask, Jim Wynorski

76 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore, nudity)

PLOT:
The Park Plaza 2000 Shopping Center is implementing a new nighttime security system developed and monitored by Secure-tronics. While part of that system is fortifying the interior with impenetrable doors timed to be secured from midnight to 6AM, the core of the system is three 101 series Protector robots who are programmed to neutralize any non-authorized personnel until the police arrive. On the first night of this new system, eight (four pairs) of the younger shopping center employees are secretly planning on an after-hours party at the home furnishings store in the mall, so chosen for the beds and couches for more intimate pursuits. Set up on a blind date, Ferdy Meisel and Alison Parks are the two somewhat reluctant attendees, mild-mannered Ferdy worried about the state of the store after the fact, it where he works, and proverbial girl next door Alison, who has only worked at the mall for a week, not knowing anyone at the party besides her coworker Suzie Lynn. Their party takes a turn when the robots begin to malfunction and decide that their collective mission is to kill anyone in their way. Making the situation worse for the eight is that they are caught inside the shopping center after midnight meaning they are trapped with the killer and seemingly indestructible robots at least until morning, that is if they survive until then. Complicating matters is that they are surrounded within a mall full of merchandise which may work for or against them.

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THE HAPPY HOOKER GOES TO WASHINGTON (1977)
























Directed by: William A. Levey
Based on the memoirs by: Xaviera Hollander
Starring: Joey Heatherton, George Hamilton, Ray Walston, Jack Carter, Louisa Moritz, Rip Taylor, Phil Foster, David White, Joe E. Ross, Billy Barty, Harold Sakata, Edy Williams, Larry Storch, Will Hutchins, Cisse Cameron

89 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, nudity)

PLOT:
The world's most famous madame Xaviera Hollander, now a magazine magnate, is called to Washington to testify before Congress in an indecency trial because she's being held up as a prime example of American moral decay.
 

THE HAPPY HOOKER (1975)
























Directed by: Nicholas Sgarro
Based on the memoirs by: Xaviera Hollander
Starring: Lynn Redgrave, Jean-Pierre Aumont, Tom Poston, Lovelady Powell, Nicholas Pryor, Elizabeth Wilson, Conrad Janis, Richard Lynch, Vincent Schiavelli, Pal Henry, Trish Hawkins, Rochelle Oliver, Inga Bunsch, Darlene Parks, Donna Mitchell, Sharon Laughlin, John Getz, Mason Adams, Dan Resin, George Dzundza, Kenneth Tigar, Chip FieldsAnita Morris

96 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, nudity, drug use)

PLOT:
Having emigrated to New York and immediately got the kiss-off from her mother-besotted fiancé, a Dutch lass takes a well-paid office job and starts liberally sampling the local male talent. After a while she decides to make her pleasure her business too, and as her reputation grows, she graduates to a high-class bordello. Soon she realizes she has the right talents to make a real success of a place of her own.

 

Saturday, March 18, 2023

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LEARN TO PLOW BY READING BOOKS (1988)
























Directed by: Richard Linklater
Starring: Richard Linklater, Daniel Johnston

86 minutes
(NR - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
In its minimal and non-traditional plot, the protagonist travels about the country meeting with various acquaintances when not taking part in various mundane, day-to-day activities. There is no real rising action or climax, and Linklater's character does not change substantially throughout the course of the film.

Richard Linklater's directorial debut.


 

THE SISTER (2020)
























Directed by: Niall MacCormick
Based on the novel "Burial" by: Neil Cross
Starring: Russell Tovey, Bertie Carvel, Amrita Acharia, Amanda Root, Paul Bazely, Simone Ashley, Nina Toussaint-White, Ewan Bailey

4 episodes
(TV-MA - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, drug use)

PLOT:
Almost a decade into his devoted married life, Nathan is rocked to the core when Bob, an unwelcome face from the past, turns up on his doorstep with shocking news that triggers a series of catastrophic decisions which cleverly drive a tense and compelling narrative of psychological suspense, dread, love, and possible redemption.

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SUBURBICON (2017)



















Directed by: George Clooney
Screenplay by: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, Grant Heslov, George Clooney
Starring: Matt Damon, Julianne Moore, Noah Jupe, Oscar Isaac, Glenn Fleshler, Alex Hassell, Gary Basaraba, Jack Conley, Karimah Westbrook, Tony Espinosa, Leith Burke, Michael D. Cohen, Megan Ferguson, Mather Zickel, Richard Kind

105 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, some drug use)

PLOT:
In the bosom of Suburbicon--a family-centered, all-white utopia of manicured lawns and friendly locals--a simmering tension is brewing, as the first African American family moves in the idyllic community, in the hot summer of 1959. However--as the young patriarch, Gardner Lodge, and his family start catching a few disturbing glimpses of the once-welcoming neighborhood's dark underbelly--seemingly random acts of unprecedented violence paired with a gruesome death will blemish, irreparably, Suburbicon's picture-perfect facade. Who would have thought that darkness resides even in Paradise?

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Friday, March 17, 2023

PAPER BAG (2000)























Directed by: Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring: Fiona Apple

4 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Music video for the single, off the singer-songwriter's second studio album, "When the Pawn...".

MUSIC VIDEO:


 

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952)
























Directed by: Stanley Donen, Gene Kelly
Starring: Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds, Donald O'Connor, Jean Hagen, Millard Mitchell, Cyd Charisse, Douglas Fowley, Rita Moreno, Dawn Addams, Madge Blake, Mae Clarke, John Dodsworth, King Donovan, Tommy Farrell, Kathleen Freeman, Stuart Holmes, Judy Landon, Betty Noyes, Julius Tannen, Jimmy Thompson, Bobby Watson

103 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
1927 Hollywood. Monumental Pictures' biggest stars, glamorous on-screen couple Lina Lamont and Don Lockwood, are also an off-screen couple if the trade papers and gossip columns are to be believed. Both perpetuate the public perception if only to please their adoring fans and bring people into the movie theaters. In reality, Don barely tolerates her, while Lina, despite thinking Don beneath her, simplemindedly believes what she sees on screen in order to bolster her own stardom and sense of self-importance. R.F. Simpson, Monumental's head, dismisses what he thinks is a flash in the pan: talking pictures. It isn't until "The Jazz Singer" (1927) becomes a bona fide hit which results in all the movie theaters installing sound equipment that R.F. knows Monumental, most specifically in the form of Don and Lina, have to jump on the talking picture bandwagon, despite no one at the studio knowing anything about the technology. Musician Cosmo Brown, Don's best friend, gets hired as Monumental's ideas man and musical director. And by this time, Don has secretly started dating Kathy Selden, a chorus girl who is trying to make it big in pictures herself. Don and Kathy's relationship is despite their less than friendly initial meeting. Cosmo and Kathy help Don, who had worked his way up through the movie ranks to stardom, try make the leap to talking picture stardom, with Kathy following along the way. However, they have to overcome the technological issues. But the bigger problem is Lina, who will do anything to ensure she also makes the successful leap into talking pictures, despite her own inabilities and at anyone and everyone else's expense if they get in her way, especially Kathy as Don's off-screen girlfriend and possibly his new talking picture leading lady.

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VALENTINE (2001)
























Directed by: Jamie Blanks
Starring: Denise Richards, David Boreanaz, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Cauffiel, Hedy Burress, Fulvio Cecere, Daniel Cosgrove, Johnny Whitworth, Woody Jeffreys, Adam J. Harrington, Claude Duhamel, Wyatt Page, Benita Ha, Adrian Holmes, Ty Olsson, Alex Diakun, Sterling McCay, Noel Fisher, Cody Serpa, Mark Mullan, Marshall Virtue

96 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore)

PLOT:
Valentine's Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school. Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in that school gym: Kate, Paige, Shelly, Lily and the formerly plump Dorothy. They are all in their 20's now and trying to sort out their love lives, which is appropriate, since Valentine's Day is coming up. After a disastrous date with a loser, one of the girls, a pre-med student, is murdered by a Cherub-mask wearing killer who sent her a death threat in the form of a Valentine card prior to the attack. After the four remaining girls are reunited at her funeral, they all start receiving threatening cards and messages. At first they don't know who would want to hurt them, but eventually they figure that maybe Jeremy is responsible. Police records show that Jeremy has completely disappeared, so no one knows what he looks like. Could the formerly nerdish Jeremy have had plastic surgery and turned into one of the girls' handsome boyfriends? Whoever it is, the lone survivor has to put a stop to this spurned individual's murder spree before she, too, becomes a valentine to die for.

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NIGHT COURT (1984 - 1992) draft

  Created by: Reinhold Weege Starring: Harry Anderson, Karen Austin, John Larroquette, Paula Kelly, Richard Moll, Selma Diamond, Gail Strick...