Monday, May 22, 2023

TICKET TO PARADISE (2022)
























Directed by: Ol Parker
Starring: George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Kaitlyn Dever, Billie Lourd, Maxime Bouttier, Lucas Bravo, Agung Pindha, Ifa Barry, Genevieve Lemon, Cintya Dharmayanti

104 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
After an ill-starred five-year marriage, former college sweethearts David and Georgia divorced and have been dealing with loathing and resentment for the past 19 years. And as the bitter antagonists enjoy a carefree life away from each other, their daughter Lily, newly graduated from law school, drops a bombshell: she's getting married in four days to handsome Gede, eager to start afresh in Bali, Indonesia. As a result, simmering with restless irritation, Georgia and David agree to play along and devise a secret plan to sabotage the young couple's traditional Balinese wedding. However, there's something mysterious about exotic Bali. Can David and Georgia bury the hatchet for old times' sake?

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Sunday, May 21, 2023

MOVIE 43 (2013)
























Directed by: Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Patrik Forsberg, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, Will Graham, Jonathan van Tulleken, Steve Baker, Damon Escott, Peter Farrelly
Starring: Elizabeth Banks, Kristen Bell, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Seth MacFarlane, Leslie Bibb, Kate Bosworth, Josh Duhamel, Anna Faris, Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Knoxville, Justin Long, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloe Grace Moretz, Chris Pratt, Liev Schreiber, Seann William Scott, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts, Kate Winslet, Julianne Moore, Tony Shalhoub, Bob Odenkirk, Anton Yelchin, Shane Jacobson, Dennis Quaid, Greg Kinnear, Common, Charlie Saxton, Will Sasso, Odessa Rae, Mike Meldman, Mark L. Young, Adam Cagley, Devin Eash, Fisher Stevens, Tim Chou, James Hsu, Nate Hartley, Liz Carey, Beth Littleford, Roy Jenkins, Rocky Russo, Anna Madigan, Julie Claire, Katie Finneran, Jeremy Allen White, Alex Cranmer, Julie Ann Emery, J.B. Smoove, Jarrad Paul, Maria Arce, Aaron LaPlante, Kieran Culkin, Arthur French, Brooke Davis, Josh Shuman, Jack McBrayer, Aasif Mandvi, Darby Lynn Totten, Marc Ambrose, Cathy Cliften, Cherina Monteniques, Zach Lasry, Bobby Cannavale, John Hodgman, Will Carlough, Katrina Bowden, Jimmy Bennett, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Esti Ginzburg, Stephen Merchant, Sayed Badreya, Nicole "Snooki" LaValle, Caryl West, Ricki Noel Lander, Paloma Felisberto, Jasper Grey, Benny Harris, Zen Gesner, Aaron Jennings, Corey Brewer, Jared Dudley, Larry Sanders, Jay Ellis, Brian Flaccus, Brett Davern, Evan Dumouchel, Sean Rosales, Logan Holladay, Mandy Kowalski, Eric Stuart, Emily Alyn Lind, Michelle Gunn, Christina Linhardt, Jordanna Taylor, Maria Volk, Christopher Kirby

98 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, violence, graphic nudity, crude sexual humor)

PLOT:
Ineffectual, 'has-been' filmmaker swindles his way into an interview with a film executive in order to pitch an outrageous and controversial comedy manuscript. After pitching the first of his thirteen offbeat fables, the dejected artist forces the rest of his disjointed allegory on the executive at gunpoint. He tells stories of a woman on a blind date with a man who has testicles growing from his neck, in another a smitten woman offers her neck to her boyfriend to 'poop' on -as a sign of commitment and love. In yet another two parents take home-schooling to a whole new level of indecency, striving to give their isolated teenage son all the 'regular' torment and humiliation of puberty by bullying, peer-pressuring and even seducing him themselves. An off-beat, elephant-in-the-room type film.

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PRIVATE BENJAMIN (1980)
























Directed by: Howard Zieff
Screenplay by: Nancy Meyers, Charles Shyer, Harvey Miller
Starring: Goldie Hawn, Eileen Brennan, Armand Assante, Robert Webber, Sam Wanamaker, Barbara Barrie, Mary Kay Place, Harry Dean Stanton, Albert Brooks, Richard Herd, Toni Kalem, Damita Jo Freeman, Alston Ahern, Gretchen Wyler, Craig T. Nelson, Hal Williams, P.J. Soles, Wil Albert, Denise Halma, Lee Wallace, Alan Oppenheimer, Maxine Stuart, Helen Baron, Lillian Adams, Alice Hirson, Sally Kirkland

109 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, nudity)

PLOT:
When her husband dies on their wedding night, Judy decides to join the United States Army. She realizes that she has never been independent in her entire life. What looks like a bad decision at first, turns out not so bad at all. That is, until her superior officer makes sexual advances on her. She has been transferred to NATO headquarters in Europe and (re)meets the Frenchman Henri Tremont. Judy and Henri decide to marry, but will they?

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Saturday, May 13, 2023

LITTLE MAN (2006)
























Directed by: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Starring: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington, John Witherspoon, Tracy Morgan, Lochlyn Munro, Chazz Palminteri, Molly Shannon, David Alan Grier, Dave Sheridan, Brittany Daniel, Linden Porco, Gabriel Pimentel, John DeSantis, Fred Stoller, Alex Borstein, Kelly Coffield Park, Damien Dante Wayans, Gary Owen, Rob Schneider, Reece Knight, Chloe Matthews, Matthew Ast

98 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, rude humor)

PLOT:
A short, tiny criminal named Calvin has just committed a robbery with his dimwitted partner Percy involving stealing a precious diamond from a jewelry store. However, the snatch goes awry and Calvin ditches the diamond by stashing it in the purse of a woman named Vanessa, who's married to a wannabe-dad named Daryl. Now Calvin must pose as an infant to get the diamond back, but a simple cash-and-grab turns into a friendly relationship between Calvin and Darryl.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2023

THE WEATHER MAN (2005)
























Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Michael Caine, Hope Davis, Nicholas Hoult, Gemmenne de la Pena, Michael Rispoli, Gil Bellows, Judith McConnell, Tom Skilling, Bryant Gumbel, Ed McMahon, Cristina Ferrare, Wolfgang Puck

102 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Dave Spritz is a local weatherman in his home town of Chicago, where his career is going well, while his personal life, his relationship with his perfectionist writer father, his neurotic ex-wife, and his now-separated children, is spiralling downward. Despite being loathed and loved by the local masses, Dave is a guy who doesn't seem to have it all together, and in this movie, he begins to feel it. An attractive job offer presents Dave with a major question: to pursue his career in New York City, or to remain at home with his family.

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Monday, May 8, 2023

THE BURROWERS (2008)
























Directed by: J.T. Petty
Starring: Clancy Brown, William Mapother, Laura Leighton, Alexandra Edmo, Sean Patrick Thomas, Doug Hutchison, Tatanka Means, Anthony Parker, Karl Geary, Galen Hutchison, David Mindhunter, Jocelin Donahue

96 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore)

PLOT:
A band of courageous men sets out to find and recover a family of settlers that has mysteriously vanished from their home. Expecting the offenders to be a band of fierce natives, the group prepares for a routine battle. But they soon discover that the real enemy stalks them from below.

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Saturday, May 6, 2023

DEATH'S ROULETTE (2023)
























Directed by: Manolo Cardona
Starring: Manolo Cardona, Maribel Verdu, Carla Adell, Dagoberto Gama, Juan Carlos Remolina, Fernando Becerril, Suly Castillo, Actuacion Especial, Tiago Correa, Adriana Paz

90 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)
Country of origin: Mexico

PLOT:
Seven strangers who wake up in a mansion in the middle of nowhere to discover they are part of a twisted game. They will have 60 minutes to choose one person to die; otherwise, all of them will be murdered. As the clock ticks down, the most lurid secrets will come to light, and they'll discover they are all connected by a dark past.

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Friday, May 5, 2023

NEMESIS (1992)
























Directed by: Albert Pyun
Starring: Olivier Gruner, Tim Thomerson, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Deborah Shelton, Merle Kennedy, Yuji Okumoto, Marjorie Monaghan, Brion James, Nicholas Guest, Vincent Klyn, Thom Mathews, Marjean Holden, Jennifer Gatti, Thomas Jane, Jackie Earle Haley, Borovnisa Blervaque, Sven-Ole Thorsen

95 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, nudity)

PLOT:
In the future, chaos is rampant as 'information terrorists' threaten to destroy order in society. Alex is a part-man-part-machine LAPD cop who is the best at what he does. When one of the terrorists calls him a machine, Alex questions his humanity and decides to leave the force. His final assignment is to apprehend an old colleague who has stolen some data. However, there is more than meets the eye and Alex must question his allegiance.

 

Thursday, May 4, 2023

MOVING (1988)
























Directed by: Alan Metter
Starring: Richard Pryor, Beverly Todd, Stacey Dash, Randy Quaid, Gordon Jump, Dave Thomas, Dana Carvey, King Kong Bundy, Ji-Tu Cumbuka, Robert LaSardo, Morris Day, Rodney Dangerfield

89 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, some violence)

PLOT:
Meet Arlo Pear! He's a family man with a loving wife, a rebellious daughter, twin sons, and a half-dead dog, he's also got a nice job with the city in New Jersey. He's a mass transit engineer. But one day Arlo is fired so he must try to get another job. He finds a similar one to his old one, except it's in Boise, Idaho. Sounds good to Arlo, so he can finally get away from his insane neighbor who has a lawn mower the size of Pennsylvania. Only problem, how to break it to the family? The decision is soon made: they're moving. Now they've got to sell their house which has hilarious results, so now they need to get movers. Two former cons now movers show up with King Kong Bundy. Now, they gotta find a new house in Idaho. They soon find their dream house, so they return to New Jersey and head off to Boise. Arlo hires a man to drive his SAAB to Idaho, not knowing he's a man of eight personalities. And if that isn't bad enough, their new house is not what they expected, and their neighbor in New Jersey's twin brother lives next door and he's got a gigantic mower also. And as if things couldn't get any worse, they do. Arlo loses his new job and the movers never showed up. So now it's time for Arlo to kick some serious ass!

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Wednesday, May 3, 2023

LA LUNA (2011)
























Directed by: Enrico Casarosa
Starring: (voices) Krista Sheffler, Tony Fucile, Phil Sheridan

7 minutes
(NR - suitable for all ages)

PLOT:
A fable of a young boy coming of age in the most peculiar of circumstances. It's the first time his Papa and Grandpa are taking him to work. Will he be able to find his own way?

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